演員表
- 導演：
- 編劇：
- 演員：
- 傑森巴瑞 Jason Barry ............Valentine
- 羅伯布萊頓 Rob Brydon ............Morris Campbell/Prime Minister
- Stephanie Leonidas ............Helena/Anti-Helena
- 吉娜麥琪 Gina Mckee ............Joanne/Queen of Light/Queen of Shadows
- Dora Bryan ............Aunt Nan
- 史蒂芬弗雷 Stephen Fry ............Librarian
- 安迪漢彌頓 Andy Hamilton ............Small Hairy
- Simon Harvey ............Sphinx
- Lenny Henry ............Cops 1-4
- Robert Llewellyn ............Gryphon
