演員表
- 導演：
- 編劇：
- 戴夫貝利 Dave Barry (Ⅱ) ............(novel)
- Robert Ramsey (Ⅴ) ............(screenplay)
- 演員：
- 提姆艾倫 Tim Allen ............Eliot Arnold/Narrator
- 蕾妮羅素 Rene Russo ............Anna Herk
- 史丹利圖奇 Stanley Tucci ............Arthur Herk, Arms Trader/Foot Fetisher
- 湯姆賽斯摩 Tom Sizemore ............Snake Dupree
- 強尼諾克斯威爾 Johnny Knoxville ............Eddie Leadbetter
- 丹尼斯法瑞那 Dennis Farina ............Henry Desalvo, Hitman
- Jack Kehler ............Leonard Ferroni, Hitman
- 珍妮娜葛羅佛 Janeane Garofalo ............Officer Monica Romero Miami PD
- 派屈克華博頓 Patrick Warburton ............Officer Walter Kramitz Miami PD
- Ben Foster (Ⅰ) ............Matt Arnold
- 柔伊黛絲香奈 Zooey Deschanel ............Jenny Herk
- Heavy D ............FBI Agent Pat Greer (as Dwight 'Heavy D' Myers)
- 奧馬爾愛普斯 Omar Epps ............FBI Agent Alan Seitz
- 傑森李 Jason Lee (Ⅰ) ............Puggy
- 蘇菲亞維佳樂 Sofia Vergara ............Nina
