演員表
- 導演：
- 編劇：
- 吉姆亞伯拉罕 Jim Abrahams ............(television series Police Squad)
- 大衛‧索克 David Zucker ............(television series Police Squad)
- 演員：
- 萊斯里尼爾森 Leslie Nielsen ............Lt. Frank Drebin
- 普莉希拉普里斯萊 Priscilla Presley ............Jane Spencer
- 喬治甘迺迪 George Kennedy ............Captain Ed Hocken
- Ricardo Montalban ............Vincent Ludwig
- O.J. Simpson ............Nordberg
- Raye Birk ............Pahpshmir
- Susan Beaubian ............Mrs. Nordberg
- Nancy Marchand ............Mayor
- Jeannette Charles ............Queen Elizabeth II
- Ed Williams (Ⅱ) ............Ted Olsen
- Tiny Ron ............Al
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic ............Himself
- Leslie Maier ............'Weird Leslie'
- Winifred Freedman ............Stephie
- Joe Grifasi ............Foreman
